King Loki's Sing-a-Long Blog (LokixReader)

“Hello mortals.” Loki said, sitting in front of the laptop Tony had given him to use. “Day 135 of my banishment to Midgard. And Day 20 I believe of this ridiculous blog that SHIELD just thought would be soooooooooo funny.”

“It is funny!” Clint called from somewhere on the other side of the room. Loki rolled his eyes and pushed up the sleeves on his white shirt.

“As I was saying, Stark, the one made of iron, taught me how to use a computer. So instead of a diary like a normal person under exile would have, I’m forced to do this…thing.”

“How many times are you going to explain that to them?” Steve asked. “I think they could find your first one and hear the exact same thing.” Loki rolled his eyes again.

“It’s hard to find privacy to do this. Every time I long on, they seem to come out of the woodwork.”

“It’s a good laugh Reindeer Games.” Loki sighed.

“Anyway, I was forced to go to this place you mortals call a Laundromat. And I found this very interesting mortal woman…”

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Laundry day
See you there
Under things
Tumbling

He saw you across the room at another machine, throwing your clothes into the washer. You had ear buds on and were nodding your head to the music. He stared at you.

Want to say
Love your hair

“You hair…” Loki mumbled.

Here I go
Mumbling

With my freeze ray I will stop the world

Loki imagined the world stopping as he leaned on his washing machine to watch you. Nothing would interrupt the two of you and he could just watch you all day.

With my freeze ray
I will find the time to
Find the words to

Loki opened up the dryer to move his wet clothes into it as his new load started washing.

Tell you how
How you make
Make me feel
What’s the phrase?

Bruce: Like a fool
Natasha: Kinda sick
Tony: Special needs
Loki: Anyways

Loki watched you through four open dryer doors as you threw your clothes into your own, silently singing along to the music on your phone.

With my freeze ray
I will stop
The pain
It’s not a death ray or an ice ray
That’s all Tony Stark

I just think you need time to know
That I’m the guy to make it real
The feelings that you don’t dare feel
I’ll bend the world to our will
And we’ll make time stand still

He looked over at you, sitting in a chair, reading the newest People magazine that had that blonde Australian guy on the cover. He imagined you standing at his side in a green dress, holding a golden spear that matched his. He imagined you taking his hand and dancing with him, spinning around and around while he smiled at you and stared into your beautiful eyes.

That’s the plan
Rule the world
You and me
Any day

“Love your hair.”

“What?” You asked, taking an ear bud out and looking at Loki.

“I…uh…love the…air.” Loki said, quickly covering up. You shrugged and put your ear bud back in. He sighed

With my freeze ray I will stop

****

“That’s enough of that.” Thor said, shutting the laptop lid. “What did I tell you about musicals?” Loki sighed.

“If I don’t want to get made fun of by Stark, I don’t sing them in front of him.” Loki said. Thor nodded and left. Loki got up from the desk, still humming his song as he went and hoping that he would get to see you again.